Grouse Hunting

[HeadExam 1,783]

It seems a coupe of chaps from Yorkshire were taking a break from hunting Grouse and were resting under a large oak when a Ranger appeared. The fellows each had a large sack filled with Grouse. The Ranger asked them when "whats in the sacks boys?", The fellows replied in unison, "Grouse, you idiot". The Ranger asked to look in the sacks and after taking count he says, "your way over limit boys, I'm going to have to confiscate your guns and give you a citation". The fellows from Yorkshire says, "we don't use guns, you knit wit, were from Yorkshire". The Ranger quite perturbed replied, so how is it you have killed all these birds, did you chat them up til they died?". No the fellows replied, "we uglied them to death". The Ranger in disbelief asked them to demonstrate the technique. After a short walk through a field several Grouse got up and the men from Yorkshire, screamed, yelled, and contorted their faces in unbelievable ways. and sure enough several Grouse fell to the ground mortally wounded by the sight and sound of the Yorkshire chaps actions. The Ranger was exasperated and had no words, upon leaving the area he asked the chaps, "Do you ever bring your wives out hunting with you?", the fellows replied, "No sir, they tear up the meat too bad".