Dog Food Diet

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Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at WalMart for my dogs Melvin and Saba.

I was standing in line to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that No, I didn't have a dog - that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

Horrified, She asked : "Did you end up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned you?"

I said: "No not at all. I had stopped in the middle of the road to lick my balls and a car hit me."

The guy behind her was laughing so hard, I thought he was going to have a heart attack!