Alan 1,273 #1 Posted October 14, 2016 After we had a play with the Roper last Tuesday Chris thought it was time he sorted out Stormin's accommodation for his next visit down south. As Pam's wood pile has now taken up residence in the spare bedroom ( due to the sheds being crammed full ) Chris thought the partly crushed caravan at John's would be suitable with a little TLC. As it was difficult to gain easy entry via the door, which was missing anyway, due to the amount of clutter in the way ............................................................... ........... it was decided to go for the easier option through the window at the other end. The middle window almost removed it's self, just needing a gentle pull and twist, leaving a nice gap for Chris to clamber through. He thought these doors would make a good base for the mattress which is just out of camera view, AFTER giving it a good bashing to get rid of the wildlife which was probably hiding inside. Chris had already been attacked while he was digging out the Plicken Chucker which used to live in the caravan. He didn't say he was being watched this time but who knows. After heaving, pulling and pushing one mower out through the window it was decided to leave the other two inside in case Stormin wanted something to keep him occupied during the time when he wasn't scratching tick bites. After a final inspection of the mowers Chris climbed back out muttering that Stormin should be charged premium rates for his stay in this 5 star luxury accommodation. The alternative would be dossing out in the back of a certain red van. 3 Triumph66, the showman and Anglo Traction reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormin 4,458 #2 Posted October 14, 2016 Thanks for the kind thoughts, lads. Think I'll stick with my Oz tent. 2 the showman and Triumph66 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anglo Traction 1,016 #3 Posted October 14, 2016 I reckon there is a lack of clarity between 'Ritzed' and Blitzed . Does the 5 Star refer to the number of Heavenly Bodies you can see through the Roof at night ? 2 Triumph66 and Alan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alan 1,273 #4 Posted October 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Stormin said: Thanks for the kind thoughts, lads. Think I'll stick with my Oz tent. Looks like we've wasted our time then. Just can't please some people. 2 Triumph66 and nigel reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
