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About nigel
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  • Birthday 07/13/1915
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  1. I always new you were bonckers 🧐
  2. Input on News Needed

    Alain ,ime a administrator on face book group trumps deplorables United, I post a lot of stuff on there that is reported in the uk and europe
  3. Anyway at closing time Gilbert had flaked out on the bar stool with his head in the ashtray after every one had left the land lord woke him up and walked him to the door and layed him on the bench outside locked up and went to bed, about 3 in the morning Gilbert woke up again. Freezing his bollocks off and soaking wet, it was pissing down now it was a 2 mile drive up the narrow lanes to get back home, so Gilbert started the tractor and set off, still completely pissed, anyway he got about half a mile up the road zig zagging all the way then he spotted the gate on his left hand side and remembered as a young lad he used to cut through there on foot and across 2 fields would bring him out home so off he went round the outside of the field driving into the blackthorn hedge many times, into the second field and strait into the duck pond right outside the cottage his mrs was living in with the batty girl he fell of the tractor it over turned and crushed his pelvis and smashed his hip the 2 girls heard his cry and rushed out the house in just knickers and bra and managed to pull him out, gertroid the batty girl called the medics who turned up with sirens blaring and blue lights flashing they couldn’t believe there eyes what was in front of them, two fat birds in there under crackers tending to a pissed bloke that looked like a porcupine and claret every where, anyway back to the hip joint coz I always took the piss out of him my dear old uncle Gilbert left it to me in his will, he died of a broken heart, and that’s why it’s a sad story
  4. It belonged to my poor uncle Gilbert , back in 1948 the war had just ended and uncle Gilbert came home from the front he had fought hard and it had taken its toll on him and he had lost an ear, on returning to his cottage on mr, Loderc Raps farm he found out his mrs had left and moved in with one of the land girls and become a rug muncher, so he jumped on the old fordson and went down the pub and got pissed . To be continued
  5. Tri Rib 400x8 Tyres

    As above
  6. Westwood Gemini rotavator

    It’s called mincing Paul 😁
  7. Ha! Ha! I hope you know koen there is a real sad story behind that hip joint,😏
  8. westwood lawnbug!!

    Very nice 👍🏻
  9. Westwood Gemini rotavator

    Don’t think I would want to load that with concrete Paul it would have you arse over tit 😄 strait over the bars
  10. Happy New Year.

    Yep and from me 😏
  11. Happy Birthday Darmic 1

    Happy birthday Darren
  12. Magnesium Repair

    I would be a bit carefull there I remember heating a magnesium wheel up back in the 80s and it caught light and we could not put it out it was a bit like those lithium battery’s you get now when they ignite they just burn and burn
  13. Westwood Gemini rotavator

    Westwood orange
  14. Happy birthday The Fife Plooman

    Happy birthday george
  15. Tractor World Edinburgh March 2018

    Only paid up members Norm 🙄
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